what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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