You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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