True but thats because hes a fetus.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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