it wasn't lemon gatorade
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm both gender and math confused
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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