never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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