Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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