Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No subtext here. People are naked.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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