STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
