Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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