why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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