if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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