You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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