I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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