Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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