So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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