Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The beer is more important than you right now.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Someone signed my nipple.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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