Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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