fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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