i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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