is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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