is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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