Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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