I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sponge bath it is.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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