Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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