i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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