I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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