Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't think brook has ever known best
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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