sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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