i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it's like heaven, but drunker
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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