on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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