Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm always down for nudity.
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