Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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