even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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