i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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