he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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