My room smells like vodka and shame
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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