The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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