she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Semen is not good for contacts.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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