After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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