Tell her she can't have a vagina
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My vagina is very pro this idea
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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