Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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