All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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