idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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