his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he thought i was a dude.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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