I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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