PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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