Joe is yelling at the trees again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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