my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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