How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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