Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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