Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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